Evil Genius by Eleventyseven


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Evil Genius
by Eleventyseven

Album: Adventures In Eville
by Eleventyseven


Out in the hallway
I said "hello.
The dance is this Friday
Do you want to go?"

"Probably not"
She promptly replied.
"But kudos for asking.
You´re such a nice guy."

Yeah I should have known
I´d end up at home
Watching my Star Wars box trilogy.

But here is the truth.
If she only knew
That I´ve got a secret she´d never believe.

Kelly doesn´t know that I´m an evil genius
With a sidekick dog named Grover Cleveland.
And she´ll never know that we can take over the world.
With cyborg robot squirrels.
With cyborg robot squirrels.

Down in the basement
I wish she could see
The monkeys I´ve altered
Genetically.

And all of my plans to make a home on the moon.
It´s not quite completed but it´s coming soon.

When I fall asleep
All I do is dream
Of candlelit dates in the laboratory.

And when I´m awake
It´s hard to concentrate.
On the assembly of my robot army.

Kelly doesn´t know that I´m an evil genius
With a sidekick dog named Grover Cleveland.
And she´ll never know that we can take over the world.
With cyborg robot squirrels.
With cyborg robot squirrels.

I worked up the nerve
To go to the dance.
There´s no reason I
Couldn´t give it a chance.

I walked through the door
And what should I see?
But it was Kelly staring back at me.

And she said
"I´ve always wanted to be a mad professor.
With a bottle-nosed dolphin I could name Sylvester.
If that´s the kind of thing you´re into I'm your girl."

'Cause I´ve been looking for an evil genius
With a sidekick dog named Grover Cleveland.
And now that I found you we can take over the world.
With cyborg robot squirrels.
With cyborg robot squirrels.


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