Grandma Got Half Eaten By A Zombie by Wretched Graverobber


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Grandma Got Half Eaten By A Zombie
by Wretched Graverobber

Album: Christmas Spirit


Chorus:
Grandma Got Half Eaten By A Zombie
Walking Home From Our House Christmas Eve
You Can Say There's No Such Thing As Zombies
As For Me And Grandpa, We Believe

She'd Been Drinking Too Much Eggnog
And We Warned Her Not To Go
She Forgot Her Medication
As She Stumbled Out The Door Into The Snow

When We Found Her Christmas Morning
At The Scene Of The Attack
There Were Scratches On Her Forehead
And Incriminating Bite Marks On Her Back

Chorus:
Grandma Got Half Eaten By A Zombie
Walking Home From Our House Christmas Eve
You Can Say There's No Such Thing As Zombies
As For Me And Grandpa, We Believe

And Now We're All So Proud Of Grandpa
He's Been Taking This So Well
He's In There Watching Walking Dead
And Night Of The Living Dead With Cousin Mel

It's Not Christmas Without Grandma
And All The Family's Dressed In Black
And We Just Can't Help But Wonder
Should We Open Up Her Gifts Or Send Them Back? (Open 'em Up!)

Chorus:
Grandma Got Half Eaten By A Zombie
Walking Home From Our House Christmas Eve
You Can Say There's No Such Thing As Zombies
As For Me And Grandpa, We Believe

Now The Goose Is On The Table
And The Pudding Made Of Fig
And The Blue And Silver Candles
That Would Just Have Matched The Hair In Grandma's Wig

I Warned All My Friends And Neighbors
About The Rules In Zombieland
Travel Light And Wear A Seatbelt
Beware Of Bathrooms, Cardio And Telephones Now

Chorus: (3x)
Grandma Got Half Eaten By A Zombie
Walking Home From Our House Christmas Eve
You Can Say There's No Such Thing As Zombies
But As For Me And Grandpa, We Believe


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