You're a Mean One Mr. Grinch by Grave Robber

Exhumed by Grave Robber

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You're a Mean One Mr. Grinch
by Grave Robber

Album: Exhumed

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel,
Mr. Grinch.
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel.

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders.
You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch.
I wouldn't touch you with a
Thirty-nine and a half foot pole.

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile,
Mr. Grinch.
Given the choice between the two of you,
I'd take the seasick crocodile.

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks.
Your soul is full of gunk,
Mr. Grinch.

The three best words that best describe you,
Are as follows, and I quote
Stink!
Stank!
Stunk!

You're a rotter Mr. Grinch
You're the king of sinful sots
Your hearts a dead tomato squashed with moldy purple spots
Mr. Grinch

Your sole is an appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch
With a nauseous super-naus
You're a crooked jerky jockey and,
You drive a crooked hoss
Mr. Grinch!

You're a three-decker sauerkraut
And toadstool sandwich,
With arsenic sauce!

You're a crude one Mr. Grinch
Your mind is stuffed with dung
Your thoughts are murky banking maggots
Laughing on your tongue Mr. Grinch
Your heart is a fully loaded, loaded diaper that has burst in the sun

Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Whoa
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Whoa
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Whoa
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Whoa