Hide the Beer, The Pastor's Here by The Swirling Eddies

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Hide the Beer, The Pastor's Here
by The Swirling Eddies

Album: The Berry Vest Of The Swirling Eddies
by The Swirling Eddies

The straw runs down his arm and leg
Under the carpet
Out to the keg
A secret party tonight at Point Loma
And the hate in your heart you're hiding well
But the booze on your breath is easy to smell
There's a six pack to hide on the Oral U side
Let's drive through Oklahoma

And hide the beer!
The pastor's here!
Hide the beer!
Think of your career!
He might find out that we're human beings
Bring us all down to the wrack and the ruin

She had a beer as an evening snack
When the "Scripture Man" planned a sneak attack
Suspension's the buzz out at Wheaton
As she packed her bags and gathered her books
"Scripture Man" gave her that lustful look
Yes, lust is his brew, but no one sees through
His minty-fresh breath ain't reeking

When the coast is clear, you can kiss me, dear
Together we'll have hell to pay
So wear a beard
The pastor's here
Put the R-rated movie away

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