The Discount Song by Chris August


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The Discount Song
by Chris August

Album: The Discount Song - Single


This one right here goes out to all you people
that have ever paid full price for something that is only worth three fourths of that real price that you paid for it

It's seven in the morning and I'm sitting in the tub
I'm hungry like a muh I need me some grub
I said some biscuits nice and hot
would sure hit the spot
but I'm broke like a joke
so let that discount drop

I pulled up in the drive-thru
right then I knew
there's no contemplatin' about my money situation

I have no bacon but I'd like to eat some
You see son hook me up with a free one
I'm broke, I'm broke don't you know
And that's not a joke this brother's poor and cold
I need some meat to complete my week
so hook me up with what combo number three
for $5.99 are you outta your mind
for a burger and Sprite and some fries on the side
And my pocket thin and your price is too big
So hook me up with ooh 25%

I wanna discount,
I wanna discount,
I wanna di-di-di-di-di discount
Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price
but it's not so just stop and let that discount drop
I wanna discount,
I wanna discount,
I wanna di-di-di-di-di discount
Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price
but it's not so just stop and let that discount drop

Now I'm stuck with no money
I need something in my tummy
Cause I'm gettin' really hungry I'm about to die
Have you ever seen a grown man cry
Have you ever seen a grown man beg to be hooked up
but that's worth a try

Can we help one another come on hook up a brother
I know I'm not your sister just pretend I'm your mother
Cause family discount that's what it's all about

Oh, I need it, I need it so help a brother out
I'm broke I'm broke don't poke no fun
I just wanna slim jim or a honey bun
Or how about a pizza for a very special price
And to make it real nice sprinkle red pepper spice

Rah, rah, you're magic ta-dah
Make my price deflate
Don't hate for goodness sake
be straight and let me take a discount on number eight
I'm in the low money state almost low as my date

I wanna discount,
I wanna discount,
I wanna di-di-di-di-di discount
Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price
but it's not so just stop and let that discount drop
I wanna discount,
I wanna discount,
I wanna di-di-di-di-di discount
Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price
but it's not so just stop and let that discount drop

Alright looky here my brethren,
I know there's times when that money's tight
and you just wanna take out that dime piece to a nice dinner
like the Red Lobster or Applebee's heh, I feel you
Well I tell you what you store this message in your little heart
And when you get there you use it
and if and when it works you might as well go ahead and bless yourself with some dessert too

Alright let's try this out

I wanna discount,
I wanna discount,
I wanna di-di-di-di-di discount
Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price
but it's not so just stop and let that discount drop

I wanna discount,
I wanna discount,
I wanna di-di-di-di-di discount
Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price
but it's not so just stop and let that discount drop

I wanna discount,
I wanna discount,
I wanna di-di-di-di-di discount
Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price
but it's not so just stop and let that discount drop

I wanna discount,
I wanna discount,
I wanna di-di-di-di-di discount
Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price
but it's not so just stop and let that discount drop

I wanna discount!
Give it to me discount.

I got fed chocolate cake,
and it was deeee-licious!


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Jajaja. Good song. - guest / Mar 19, 2015


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