Album: Scary Christmas To You
We walk through shopping malls,
We go where bargains are
We pick up every item, we pick up every present
With bloodshot eyes and migraines
Over filling our car
CH:
So Scary Christmas to you
And Happy New Fear to you, baby
Scary Christmas to you
Happy New Fear to you, baby
A gas station hot dog awaits your yuletide meal
Pushed to the brink of sanity
Or we'll miss out on those deals
CH:
It'll drive you completely insane; let's see how long it lasts
Holiday shopping rage on Christmas of your past
With blood red eyes and leg cramps
Starting to go mental
You know the very next day
They'll return the presents anyway
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