Oscillating Fullwave Bridge Rectifiers by Precious Death

If You Must by Precious Death

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Oscillating Fullwave Bridge Rectifiers
by Precious Death

Album: If You Must

Say, ah, fellas, guys,
You boys are doing what? Star Trek?
Spaceships, rockets, you know, that kinda wild, wacky, off-the-wall, left field, different, syncopated kind of stuff?
Here's what I got going on, buddy:
You've all seen the way washing machines work, right?
Well, I'm in the process of using that same kind of motion technology in the rocket ship I'm building out in the shed,
You see, I'll have a water-boring acid solution in the middle and, as the ship rotates, a series of connecting valves will open and close, allowing the G-forces to move the water, in a controlled fashion, through the tubes, allowing me to use that energy to turbine thrust, thereby powering the ship,
That's got to work there, ah, pal - 'cause when the sun goes supernova everyone's gonna want to leave, and I'll be ready,
So, ah, what do you think of that?

Well, that's all fine and dandy there, chief, but have you considered Oscillating Fullwave Bridge Rectifiers: that's what I'm putting in my ship.

Oh, I haven't considered it.

What are you gonna use for fuel? Not that boric acid, are ya?

Well, you think you're pretty smart there, Mr. Junior-Boy-Scout-Scientist-Guy,
You just run off, and when I'm spin-cycling over the northern hemisphere, we'll see who's talking to who.