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Album: Outdoor Elvis
Remember the girl with the bee hive hairdo
Stung by a spider in a rat's nest igloo
Hook man leavin' his hook on the door
After givin' that girlfriend's guy what for
Someone put a rat in the deep fry
Madman on the phone in the upstairs bedroom
Alligators down in the sewer lines
I had a tough time believing all that
'till i picked up
The vanishing hitchhiker
I picked up (the vanishing hitchhiker)
He was an angel (the vanishing hitchhiker)
I heard him say "stop telling lies."
Then he went away
Remember the dog in the microwave oven?
It was turned to high, now there's nothin' left of him
"there's a hatchet killer hiding in your back seat, ma'am
And a rat tail floating in your coca cola can."
At midnight there stood a stranger on the highway
Somewhere there abouts, (i think) in corpus christi
He smiled and said that he was goin' my way
No i couldn't say that i believed in all that
'till i picked up
The vanishing hitchhiker
I picked up (the vanishing hitchhiker)
He was an angel (the vanishing hitchhiker)
I heard him say "stop telling lies."
Then he went away
I get my info from the backward masking
I get the Word of God through prayer and fasting
J.f.k. is alive and well
And kissenger is a beast from hell
The face of saint paul in this butt roast
Assures me that i'm going up to heaven
The anti-christ does laundry on the east coast
I doubted the most -- did not believe in all that
'till i picked up
The vanishing hitchhiker
I picked up (the vanishing hitchhiker)
He was an angel (the vanishing hitchhiker)
I heard him say "stop telling lies."
Then he went away
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