Lotsa Versions by ApologetiX

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Lotsa Versions
by ApologetiX

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Lotsa Versions
Parody of "Like a Virgin" by Madonna
((Nehemiah 8:8, 2 Timothy 3:16, Hebrews 4:12, Isaiah 40:8, 1 Peter 1:24-25))

I went onto the Internet
For Bible-reading group
Did you know there's a lot of versions
It's alphabet soup
NIV, NLT
NAS and ESV, too
Well, it made me feel
Yeah, it made me feel
Kinda confused

Lotsa versions
Watch for the various kinds
Lotsa versions
When you start to read, if you find

You wanna get them all at once, boy
Now here's a place for that
BibleGateway is awesome, dude
And BibleHub's a blast
Yes, you'll find -- them online
They're dot coms
Yeah, they made me bold
'Cause they left no doubt
That the Lord's Word now
Wasn't dead and cold

Lotsa versions – hey
But they sorted every verse line
Lotsa versions – if it's hard to read, check a few kinds

Whoa oh oh oh oh oh
Whoa oh oh oh oh oh (ah!)
Whoa oh oh oh oh

Yes, you'll find it's divine
It endures till the end of time
And it may seem weird
But they made things clear
With dozens of kinds

Lotsa versions – hey -- but that's a very good sign
Lotsa versions – lets you always check each line
Lotsa versions – ooh ooh ooh ooh – lotsa versions
King James wouldn't mind
When you start to read
And it's hard to read
Take it from me
Oh oh -- oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh – oh oh