Album: SOS IV - Rise of The Ska Machine
I'm gonna tell you a crazy story, about this guy I know
You'd think he looks like any other
But when danger rolls around, he doesn't even think once
He takes off his boring suit and his specs
And puts on his purple spandex
He is spatial awareness man,
he's really, really, really, really good at packing a van.
He is spatial awareness guy
Got no super strength and he can't fly
He is spatial awareness dude
He's got a pearly white smile and he's never rude
You know he is the bestsest 'cause he's really good at tetris
He loves tessellation
He loves those little Russian dolls
He loves loading the dishwasher
If you need help stacking boxes
If you need someone to put things on shelves
He's the man that can do all of this.
He recarpeted the TARDIS
He is spatial awareness man,
If you tell him he can't, he'll show you he can
He is spatial awareness guy
He's no man of steel and he couldn't hurt a fly
He is spatial awareness dude
He's got a diligent, hard-working attitude.
You know he is the bestsest 'cause he's really good at tetris
He was once a boring man, never knew what he could do.
Until the day that he discovered that he could fit all of his wife's shoes into just one cupboard!
He knows exactly what's around him
He knows exactly where things go
He knows what things will fit inside what other things
But even with all this mighty power
He still has one weakness, don't you know?
His appalling claustrophobia
Coupled with crippling agoraphobia
He is spatial awareness man
He looks at it once and he understands
He is spatial awareness guy
All the girls love him and the boys think he's fly
He is spatial awareness dude
He's got a super-sonic, fun-loving attitude.
The workings of his mighty brain you'll never fathom
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